The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
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The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake
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