Bear blast
To fuck a fat chick. Also the sound of RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR must be made to make the bear blast official.
Bear blast by mbialek September 12, 2009
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Big Boy Bear Blast
Baby bacon: wow did you see that big boy bear blast he left in the bathroom
Big Daddy: Ya dude that was gross
Big Daddy: Ya dude that was gross
Big Boy Bear Blast by Trn421 August 30, 2013
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Bear-hug Blast
A sexual tactic used to cream fill a sexual partner. By wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure during intercourse, the victim is locked down and powerless to deny the full ejaculatory load. Used to quell skiddish co-pilots and mentally confound anti-birth control sluts.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.
"Did you use a condom with that bartender last night?"
"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."
"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."
"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."
"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."
Bear-hug Blast by Gleaven May 15, 2014
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bear-blasting by J-Frankz December 11, 2007
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Bear-Blasting by Auugghhh December 27, 2007
Bear Blasting
The act of grabbing someone's hips and then then pushing your head into their chest, causing them usually to collapse backwards. Also makes it very difficult for the other person to breath.
Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Person 1: Dude your chest is all bruised!
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
Bear Blasting by Cracka Jak December 15, 2007
Bear-Blasting
After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting
Bear-Blasting by alexfred693 November 13, 2011
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