Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.

Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".

by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013

Bear Grylls' Margarita

A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.

Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"

by Dopeboy Loquan October 4, 2012