Bean buster

When a chick accidentally smashes her clit on a hard object (erections not included).

The other day I tried to jump over a metal pole and I bean bustered myself.

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Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

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The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

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A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.

when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.

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