Bean buster 

When a chick accidentally smashes her clit on a hard object (erections not included).

The other day I tried to jump over a metal pole and I bean bustered myself.

Bean buster by Mr.BeanTipper October 6, 2017

Bean-Busted 

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

Bean-Busted by The big bean March 7, 2021

Blustery Bean Bag 

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

Blustery Bean Bag by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

beanbuster 

A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.

when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.

beanbuster by pipesucker May 8, 2018