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Bean Bro 

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.
"What's up bean bro"
"Yo! Bean bro"
Bean Bro by Exstractory April 1, 2015
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Go eat a bean bro 

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.
John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."
Go eat a bean bro by Bean bro January 26, 2018

bean broth 

Hot or cold water that was used to brew coffee.
"Hey Danielle, do you know where I can get a good cup of bean broth?"
bean broth by iDrinkCoffee May 4, 2018

Bean Bros 

A very hot boyband of hot singles.Pinto is Philip, green bean is Ben, and beanstalk is Josiah.They are all good looking but green bean happens to be the least
Bean Bros by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020

Bean Bros 

A boyband of hot singles named Pinto, Green Bean, and Beanstalk. Pinto plays the kazoo and does the vocals while Green Bean plays piano. Beanstalk is the guitarist of the group and the second hottest.
Bean Bros by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020

Broad bean 

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel
Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr
Broad bean by Grapes in hot tubs October 18, 2021

brooklyn bean barito 

Take a dump on a girls chest and then titty "F" her.
Tim: yo i kicked the brooklyn bean barito on Abby last night!