How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

Beaked up wank by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

Related Words

Beaked Up • Beaked up wank • beaned up • Baked Up • beated up • berked up • braked up • beaked • Big Beaked Bitch • Fish-Beaked Prick

beaned up

Someone rollin off extacy, feeling geek'd. Usually used among club go-ers and teenagers.

"That bul Pmoney stay all beaned up off that X..."

beaned up by a-deezy1352 December 11, 2007

beated up

In full make up, lots of make up, to put a large amount of make up to contour your face.

She was too beated up for Walmart

beated up by uniquemonik May 22, 2016

braked up

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense

“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”

braked up by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021

Baked Up

to fuck someone up.

guy1: did you see what happen to joe?
guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl

Baked Up by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 26, 2010

Beaned up

When a female becomes aroused, causing clitoris enlargement.

He’s so fine *bites bottom lip*… got me all beaned up!

Beaned up by Thomas The Great May 9, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026