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Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.
beatloaf by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011
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Beatloaf
A haggered looking chick that tends to be over weight and /or chubbkins in the gut section and legs. Her legs also tend to jiggle and swagger from side to side when she waddles around.
Peter: Hey bro, how was your night last night?
Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?
Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!
Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?
Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!
Beatloaf by Papa John!!! September 26, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.