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1: Making necklaces or bracelets out of beads
2: A ritual in the Samburu culture in which 20-year-old grown men put a bead bracelet on 6-year-old girls which represents that the girl has been booked for them to marry later on. After they put on their bracelets, the grown men rape the 6-year-old girls in a sign that the girl is theirs.
Harry man: Hmm, I think I'll choose this one to bead for the beading. (Hump Hump)
6-year-old girl: Ow
Beading by Mr. Kakalaka June 2, 2018
Sweating so bad you get bead balls on your forehead.
It's so hot, I'm beading all over my good shirt.
Beading by TheorogonalSamIam August 7, 2020
To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.
The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.
Beading by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

beading nutsac 

To sweat profusely, to a point that is unattractive.
Yo bro I was rockin some b-ball and i started beading nutsac!!! Yea dude i started beading some FIERCE nutsac too
beading nutsac by Gookdorf January 23, 2009

Father Beading 

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.
Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...
Father Beading by LilAW June 8, 2011

genital beading 

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.
Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.
genital beading by Rubeheart November 5, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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