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the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.
"when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading"
beading by Tom Pullan July 5, 2004
Words you can keep
1: Making necklaces or bracelets out of beads
2: A ritual in the Samburu culture in which 20-year-old grown men put a bead bracelet on 6-year-old girls which represents that the girl has been booked for them to marry later on. After they put on their bracelets, the grown men rape the 6-year-old girls in a sign that the girl is theirs.
Harry man: Hmm, I think I'll choose this one to bead for the beading. (Hump Hump)
6-year-old girl: Ow
Beading by Mr. Kakalaka June 2, 2018
Sweating so bad you get bead balls on your forehead.
It's so hot, I'm beading all over my good shirt.
Beading by TheorogonalSamIam August 7, 2020
To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.
The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.
Beading by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

beading nutsac 

To sweat profusely, to a point that is unattractive.
Yo bro I was rockin some b-ball and i started beading nutsac!!! Yea dude i started beading some FIERCE nutsac too
beading nutsac by Gookdorf January 23, 2009

Father Beading 

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.
Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...
Father Beading by LilAW June 8, 2011

genital beading 

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.
Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.
genital beading by Rubeheart November 5, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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