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Bazoonga is an African word meaning "Bless you". You say it when someone sneezes. It can also be used as a word you say when you don't believe someone's story. The word is also often used in an American slang language.
Example 1
Person #1: "Man, I just sneezed the hell out of me"
Person #2: "Wow, bazoonga, man! Bazoonga."

Example 2
Person #1: "I was walking down the street when Barack Obama came to me and asked me if I wanted to be his son in law."
Person #": "Yeah, bazoonga.."
Bazoonga by Dundo Maroje April 5, 2012
Words you can keep
Buttocks, Ass, Butt, rear end
It was raining as she walked to the diner, so she slipped and fell on her bazoonga.
Bazoonga by lamoismynamo April 1, 2011
A bazoonga is a very bad person

-Shiva Marti
Felix is a bazoonga
Bazoonga by Iwg128 August 13, 2019
A very bad person
Felix is a bazoonga
Bazoonga by Iwg128 August 13, 2019
A big, FAT punch, kick, or hit.
You're gonna get a baboonga to the face if you don't shut it.
BABOONGA by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018

bazoongas 

The bazoongas is a slang term for an entire womans breasts, including the nipples and areola.

Bazoongas come in all sizes and shapes, and have variations. White women tend to have white bazoongas with pinkish nipples, while those of other backgrounds can have darker ones, and brownish nipples to almost black.

The bazoongas are very stimulating to many men, who fantasize about them, and can easily reach sexual excitement and even ejaculate through thinking of them, or touching, kissing or smelling them. Bazoongas function is also nurturing and providing milk for babies.
If you go to a nude beach, you will be able to view many bazoongas, even the white ones will be sun-tanned probably, but they will all be very prominently displayed.
bazoongas by deevan again June 20, 2011

Badoonga 

A bad friend who leaves you to hang out with a boy when you already had plans
I cant believe you ditched me you stupid badoonga!
Badoonga by Aetherlovesminecraft October 8, 2021
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