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The act of pulling out immediately before cumming, then proceeding to perform oral sex on one’s partner.

Like the humble bay leaf, you let it soak in the dish long enough to impart its flavour, but remove it from the dish before serving.
I bay leafed your mum last night. I stewed in her for a few hours, then pulled out right before chowing down on her delicious tuna pie.
Bay Leaf by A_big_hungry_boy July 23, 2026
The act of pulling out immediately before cumming, then proceeding to perform oral sex on one’s partner.

Like the humble bay leaf, you let it soak in the dish long enough to impart its flavour, but remove it from the dish before serving.
I bay leafed your mum last night. I stewed in her for a few hours, then pulled out right before chowing down on her delicious tuna pie.
Bay Leaf by A_big_hungry_boy July 23, 2026

Amish Bay Leaf

I don't want to do anal tonight! I'd rather suck on an Amish Bay Leaf!
Amish Bay Leaf by Rubber Tramp July 27, 2015

I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger, flavored with bay leaf
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger, you should try it!"

put in a bay leaf 

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.
put in a bay leaf by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Bayleafing 

When a guy seductively licks his bay leaf while maintaing eye contact with his toyboy.
Farjad: How was lunch?

Rohith: It was boring until Tobi and Tibo started bayleafing in front of us!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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