put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

getting lunch

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob

Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.

by zimdoh March 12, 2024

Anchovy Breadstick

When you suck a penis that has very recently been inside a vagina. The layer of vaginal residue left on the penis can also can also make it totally NOT gay if you are a guy sucking that penis.

"I was fucking Nadia and then pulled out so her friend could finish me with her mouth."

"Wow! Very nice! The old anchovy breadstick!"

by zimdoh March 30, 2021

In a meeting

When you provide fellatio to your boss to get ahead at work. Generally when the boss is male.

Person 1: Sorry I was in a meeting earlier
Person 2: Oh I gotcha. You get that promotion however you like, pal. Not for me but I don't discriminate.

by zimdoh March 07, 2024

in a meeting

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.

A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.

by zimdoh March 09, 2024