Definitions by zimdoh

getting lunch 

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob

Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.

getting lunch by zimdoh March 11, 2024

in a meeting 

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.

A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.

in a meeting by zimdoh March 8, 2024

In a meeting 

When you provide fellatio to your boss to get ahead at work. Generally when the boss is male.

Person 1: Sorry I was in a meeting earlier
Person 2: Oh I gotcha. You get that promotion however you like, pal. Not for me but I don't discriminate.

In a meeting by zimdoh March 7, 2024

put in a bay leaf 

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

put in a bay leaf by zimdoh February 20, 2022

morning meeting 

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

morning meeting by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Anchovy Breadstick 

When you suck a penis that has very recently been inside a vagina. The layer of vaginal residue left on the penis can also can also make it totally NOT gay if you are a guy sucking that penis.

"I was fucking Nadia and then pulled out so her friend could finish me with her mouth."

"Wow! Very nice! The old anchovy breadstick!"

Anchovy Breadstick by zimdoh March 29, 2021