Battung

The act of showing up on a job and doing subpar half-assed work to the point that it needs done again to fix it

Joe showed up and battunged this floor in so now we need to tear it up and do it again.

by Jack Mahaugoff February 22, 2021

batting for the other team

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003

Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".

"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"

by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010