Battung
The act of showing up on a job and doing subpar half-assed work to the point that it needs done again to fix it
Battung by Jack Mahaugoff February 22, 2021
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batting for the other team
batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003
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Clam Batting
When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
Clam Batting by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013
Batting Above His Average
When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
Batting Above His Average by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
Holy Ghost Batting
Jerking it off in a church parking lot
Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022
Batting Practice
The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"
Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
Batting Practice by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008
two batting
Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
two batting by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
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