Battle Penis 

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

Battle Penis by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008

penis battle 

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.

I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!

penis battle by memefan May 21, 2018

Penis Battler 

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

Penis Battler by oop December 15, 2003

buttle my penis 

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

buttle my penis by Cobread May 5, 2016

Penis Battler 

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

Penis Battler by Oz January 29, 2005

Buttle a Penis 

to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure

i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine

Buttle a Penis by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021

Buttle a Penis 

to repeatedly minecraft punch another person's penis to pleasure them

dude, i totally want to buttle a penis tonight, jacob is looking mad sexy

Buttle a Penis by penizzzbuttler September 18, 2021