Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

Batting average by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

Batting average by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

empty batting average by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

Batting Above His Average 

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

Batting Above His Average by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

batting above her average 

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

batting above her average by Batting above her average December 12, 2022

Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

Batting Averages by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022