Batters up 

Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight

I pulled up on that pussy batters up!

Batters up by TheSharmane July 28, 2024

batter up 

just starting to go out with someone...moved up from bench warmer to batter up...then 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc etc...

hey guess wut? sarah's batter up!!

batter up by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004

Batter Up 

A drinking technique: the act of taking three shots in quick succession. Usually done by more than one person at a time, for friendly competition. Works fast, obviously.

If she pulls another batter up, she's going to be on the floor in a matter of minutes.

I've never gone a batter up with him before, but I hear he holds it well.

Batter Up by Dancinfetus November 7, 2008

Batter Up 

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"

"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."

Batter Up by Diddle January 21, 2004

clean-up batter 

noun

1. in baseball, the fourth hitter in a lineup, generally the hitter with the highest batting average, whose job it is to essentially "clean up" after the less skillful players that have gone before him.

2. in anything other than baseball, a strategy similar to the above, but with the key distinction that one lets others have a crack at bat first with the knowledge that they will fail, so that one appears far more awesome than his predecessors

1. Ryan Howard is the clean-up batter for the Phillies, but it doesn't matter because no one ever gets on base before him.

2. Jim sees an attractive girl in a bar, wants to talk to her, but then remembers the clean-up batter strategy and lets two drunk bros and one old creeper talk to her first. If Jim doesn't get the girl after that, we call that a Ryan Howard.

clean-up batter by howwasthisnotdefinedalready August 29, 2013

beatin up the brownie batter 

when a man fucks a female in the ass.

sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."

rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"

beatin up the brownie batter by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007

Battersplank 

Battersplank or Battersplanks (plural)
is a word used to characterize sudden suprise in any given situation. Often used by young men who believe they have the ability to impress there friends with there knowledge of German.

<Cops bust into a apartment when you are lighting a fat blunt>

Battersplank! - the pig are have come to spoil my crops!

Battersplank by -oo00Rich00oo- June 4, 2003