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1) School hamburger meat. really nasty.

2) Slimy muddy, pond scum.
1) "Oh shit, was that a hamburger?"
"yep"
"oh shit i stepped in batmunk!"

2) "hey feel the bottom of the lake over here."
"Eww. it feels like batmunk!"
batmunk by Sidenote October 9, 2006
Words you can keep
Copious amounts of seminal fluid in the rectum during an anal gape.
Brad: Natasha and I were batmunking so hard last night.
Carl: I don't care, that's freaking gross.
Batmunk by ReaCtioNz April 7, 2016

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
ass-sucking-batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

batmonkey 

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts
batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

Batmunkh 

Temuge's trusted slave. Recently sold to Ib2 for 1000 tug. ib3 's angin darga
Hey batmunkh! is that polaris haircut guy? in shangri la eating ice cream on popcorn.

Batmunkh yumuu haashaa yumbe . baagii.
Batmunkh by Temowglie February 3, 2025

Batmonkey_vr 

Many people can clap batmonkey_vr
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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