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Copious amounts of seminal fluid in the rectum during an anal gape.
Brad: Natasha and I were batmunking so hard last night.
Carl: I don't care, that's freaking gross.
Batmunk by ReaCtioNz April 7, 2016

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
ass-sucking-batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

batmonkey 

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts
batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

Batmunkh 

Temuge's trusted slave. Recently sold to Ib2 for 1000 tug. ib3 's angin darga
Hey batmunkh! is that polaris haircut guy? in shangri la eating ice cream on popcorn.

Batmunkh yumuu haashaa yumbe . baagii.
Batmunkh by Temowglie February 3, 2025

Batmonkey_vr 

Trash at gorilla tag
Many people can clap batmonkey_vr
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026