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To get excessively drunk and/or sloppy; a messy night.
Man I totally pulled a batko last night when I banged that landbeast.

Last night was totally batko.
Batko by gbpack August 16, 2009
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A mysterious mythical creature that sucks the fluids out of other living creatures, normally found around Albania. They smell foul and can normally be recognized by their large mid section, pink and green fur and scary scowl.
That Batko sucked the life out of me lastnight!
Did you see the craters on that batko?
Batko by Amathias July 27, 2009
A child that likes to make your bed rock, kick billy-goats, and devour turkey heads. They are known for being very obnoxious and like to smoke soccer balls after biology class because frogs make them horny. Cookies make them grin and they like to color pictures of Hitler. They originate from the inner jungles of inner Iran. they eat asians for breakfast, cheetahs for lunch, and baby heads for dinner.
BEWARE THE BATKO!!!!!!
Pierre: "WHAT IS THAT THING!? IT'S EATING MY ASIAN!!"
Julio-Ricardo Montez: "Oh, that's just my friendly neighborhood Batko."
Pierre: "Friendly my left butt-cheek!"
Batko by ilikepooping787 October 5, 2010
Batgos is strongest ever
Is literally top of the pecking order

Batgos vs anyone = batgos win
Beats shaggy

Beats shrek

Beats goku according to Chris

Beats morbis with morbtime

Beats silverback gorilla

Beats mr popo
Beats nolimitsman
Beats spongebob SquarePants
Batgos is strongest ever. Krytos is weakest ever
Batgos by Singnoob May 24, 2022
It's a exclamation word... Showing how shocked you are, like Cyril Ramaphosa kind of Shocked
"This country is not mine bathong" , said Cyril
Bathong by @T. January 25, 2021
A freakishly tall, dark and handsome African God-on-earth type of human being. Above average intelligence and extremely good sense of humour, however prone to sarcastic and teasing tendencies when trying to mess with other people's minds. Amazing lover, though sadly for the many ladies-in-waiting, only attracted to Australian females. Destined for great things.

*sometimes known as Banky or Kole
Girl 1: Who's that tall fine boy

Girl 2: Oh that's Bankole. Don't bother, he's taken
Bankole by AusGal November 16, 2012