A mysterious mythical creature that sucks the fluids out of other living creatures, normally found around Albania. They smell foul and can normally be recognized by their large mid section, pink and green fur and scary scowl.
A child that likes to make your bed rock, kick billy-goats, and devour turkey heads. They are known for being very obnoxious and like to smoke soccer balls after biology class because frogs make them horny. Cookies make them grin and they like to color pictures of Hitler. They originate from the inner jungles of inner Iran. they eat asians for breakfast, cheetahs for lunch, and baby heads for dinner.
BEWARE THE BATKO!!!!!!
Pierre: "WHAT IS THAT THING!? IT'S EATING MY ASIAN!!"
Julio-Ricardo Montez: "Oh, that's just my friendlyneighborhood Batko."
Pierre: "Friendly my left butt-cheek!"
A freakishly tall, dark and handsome African God-on-earth type of human being. Above average intelligence and extremely goodsense of humour, however prone to sarcastic and teasing tendencies when trying to mess with other people's minds. Amazing lover, though sadly for the many ladies-in-waiting, only attracted to Australian females. Destined for great things.