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Batko
A child that likes to make your bed rock, kick billy-goats, and devour turkey heads. They are known for being very obnoxious and like to smoke soccer balls after biology class because frogs make them horny. Cookies make them grin and they like to color pictures of Hitler. They originate from the inner jungles of inner Iran. they eat asians for breakfast, cheetahs for lunch, and baby heads for dinner.
BEWARE THE BATKO!!!!!!
BEWARE THE BATKO!!!!!!
Pierre: "WHAT IS THAT THING!? IT'S EATING MY ASIAN!!"
Julio-Ricardo Montez: "Oh, that's just my friendly neighborhood Batko."
Pierre: "Friendly my left butt-cheek!"
Julio-Ricardo Montez: "Oh, that's just my friendly neighborhood Batko."
Pierre: "Friendly my left butt-cheek!"
Batko by ilikepooping787 October 5, 2010
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Bankole
A freakishly tall, dark and handsome African God-on-earth type of human being. Above average intelligence and extremely good sense of humour, however prone to sarcastic and teasing tendencies when trying to mess with other people's minds. Amazing lover, though sadly for the many ladies-in-waiting, only attracted to Australian females. Destined for great things.
*sometimes known as Banky or Kole
*sometimes known as Banky or Kole
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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