bagfished 

When a man acts as if he has money, and talks about how money is no object to him, convinces you that he has a bag, and the whole time he does not.

Tyrone promised me the world but asked to move in because he’s homeless. I was definitely bagfished.

bagfished by Nrojas22 May 18, 2019

Backfished 

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.

Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished

Backfished by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018

Banished to Brazil 

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.

Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."

Banished to Brazil by grumbus August 22, 2020

Bratfished

Similar to being catfished or fatfished, bratfished means the person you went on a date with was not immediately up front with the fact that they have children.

Jake: Hey, how'd your date with that hottie go?

Allen: It was great but it turns out she has two kids.

Jake: She didn't tell you that up front?

Allen: No

Jake: Bro, you were bratfished.

Bratfished by Neologist_ March 19, 2020

banished

to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.

bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!

banished by projectmcl June 26, 2004

telenovela banished 

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

telenovela banished by channel_panel November 27, 2019

party banished 

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

party banished by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010