Bratfished

Name: Bratfished Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Similar to being catfished or fatfished, bratfished means the person you went on a date with was not immediately up front with the fact that they have children.

Jake: Hey, how'd your date with that hottie go?

Allen: It was great but it turns out she has two kids.

Jake: She didn't tell you that up front?

Allen: No

Jake: Bro, you were bratfished.

Bratfished by Neologist_ March 19, 2020

Words you can keep

bagfished

When a man acts as if he has money, and talks about how money is no object to him, convinces you that he has a bag, and the whole time he does not.

Tyrone promised me the world but asked to move in because he’s homeless. I was definitely bagfished.

bagfished by Nrojas22 May 18, 2019

Related Words

Bratfished • Batfished • Britished • botfished • fratfished • bagfished • British edit • British Education System

Britished

A past tense verb, used to describe the act of speaking in a British accent, usually with British colloquialisms.

"Bloody thank you, you bumbling bugger" he britished playing with his beardy thing.

Britished by Detsniy May 15, 2014

fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.

“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

“This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”

fratfished by SweetsDies November 21, 2022

fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.

“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

“This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”

fratfished by SweetsDies November 21, 2022

Batfished

When a supervillian and/or civilian gets catfished by Batman and/or Bruce Wayne.

Cat Women tried to catfish Batman, but Batman batfished her first.

Batfished by TreeDogg April 19, 2018

Batfished

Means when you know a male or female is crazy but they do something that confirms they're batshit crazy.

I knew Tarah was crazy, but she tried to cut off my balls one night. She batfished me.

Batfished by evertoconquer October 17, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026