Batenap

The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.

(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.

by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011

bathnap

what Wes calls a bath to calm himself down before one sexy evening.

Wes perfers bathnaps to vicodin .. it calms him down.

by iloveusk8rboi March 9, 2018

Batnap

The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'

Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.

by Batnapper December 30, 2010

Batnap

The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.

"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."

by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Bapenapes

Shoes that people like to look at but never buy

Those Bapenapes in Foot Locker that sit on the top shelf and make me feel poor and unworthy.

by Andrew and Oliver July 26, 2007

baenapping

kind of like kidnapping but of your bae instead

josh is baenapping

by heasqwjai November 29, 2015

babenap

Much like a kidnap, only this time the intended victim is a babe.

"That bird's so hot, I'd babenap her and do dirty things to her!"

by the_real_yoinkster April 26, 2010