bateh
'izzy is a bateh'
bateh by hfjdjdjfjdjd October 8, 2020
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Bateh
The ship name for a man named Fateh and a boy named Basmeet. They either recently met or have been childhood friends. And they are best of kissers, only with each other though... Basmeet is usually socially awkward and Fateh makes friends fast. Basmeet is most likely to cheat unfortunately because he falls for others easily. And beware, Basmeet is a very stinky farter
Greg Bates
Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018
Nagger Batch
Nagger Batch by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016
Oswald Bates
The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011
Batching
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
Batch Bowl
Filling a bowl piece for a bong with half weed and half tabbacco from a cigarette. When a cigarette is opened for a batch bowl, it becomes the batch stick
Batch Bowl by sixmensixmans January 2, 2019
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