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Bat Balls 

Bat Balls is a phenomenon that occurs under intense heat wherein the seated subject's scrotum relaxes and slides underneath subject's thighs, sometimes sticking to the seat cushion.
Due to the fact that the air conditioning in Travis' van was broken, he and all the movers had Bat Balls by the time they reached David's house.
Bat Balls by K-Fed August 17, 2006
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bat and balls 

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.
"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."
bat and balls by bongoman November 7, 2007

bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls
Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!
bat and two balls by blthrskt October 20, 2005

wiffle ball bat 

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that
wiffle ball bat by tatanka March 3, 2004

ball bat 

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

ball bat 

Baseball bat. Nothing more, nothing less.
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ball bat by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005

base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.
idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)