Bastard carrier 

Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.

Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.

The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.

Bastard carrier by antiseptic September 6, 2012