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a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Adolf McFucknugget n fries March 12, 2014
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