Bagophile

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.

"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."

by TheSamePoJopojo May 14, 2009

WWJD

We Want Jelly Donuts!

"WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?"

"No! We Want Jelly Donuts!"

by TheSamePoJopojo May 14, 2009

quarter

A slang name for a queer, able to be said in public because no one will get it.

"Dude, this beach sucks. It's full of quarters."

by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009