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Basic School Thot 

Someone who wears thin leggings, white vans, and a cropped sweatshirt EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. They straighten their brown hair and apply a thicc coat of makeup before school every morning. They always have velvet scrunchies around their wrists and typically act like every boy likes them. They have snapchat streaks over 200 and usually send them while posing almost fully nude in front of a mirror. Lastly, they do it all from the latest Apple iPhone
Omg did you see Kim? She's such a Basic School Thot! She's dating like 12 of the guys in my math class.
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Basic School Thot 

This type of girl probably dates like all the guys you passed by at school, like basically all of them! Shes nailed down the football team, the basketball team, the baseball team, the lacrosse team, the track and field team, the wrestling team and maybe the golf team!

She clearly spends more on her makeup than she does on assignments, you can spot her arched ass eyebrows and holographic eyeshadow from far away

During lunch shes usually seen doing it with some other guys on the stairwell or even in the middle of the cafeteria!

She proudly uses Snapchat in 2023 and sends the smexiest pictures to all the guys in the school

After graduation(we all know how she passed ;) ) she starts a linktree or Onlyfans posting her tatas and bootays
Girl 1: what do you mean Kimberly is the Basic School Thot? She isnt?
Girl 2: well, name guys in our class and ill tell you if she nailed em down
Girl 1: ok, Aiden
Girl 2: nailed him down just last week
Girl 1: Really? Troy from the wrestling team!
Girl 2: got a little intimate with him in 7 minutes of heaven last night
Girl 1: WHAT?!? JAXXSON! THE NERD!
Girl 2: hes her side dude just incase things get out of hand
Girl 1:OK THIS IS THE LAST ONE! LUCIANO, THE EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM COLOMBIA WHO HAD HIS FIRST DAY TODAY! I BET YOULL DRAW A BLA--
Girl 2: she nailed down him, his twin brother and his cousin
Girl 1:DAFAQ--

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016