5 definitions by CurvyPancake

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.
"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"
by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019
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A place where people go to look up stupid definitions of themselves or their friends. Commonly used during school hours and to pass time.
"Hey, can you look up my name in the Urban Dictionary?"

"Yea..Woah it says here that you're really good at giving blowjobs!"
by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019
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Someone who wears thin leggings, white vans, and a cropped sweatshirt EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. They straighten their brown hair and apply a thicc coat of makeup before school every morning. They always have velvet scrunchies around their wrists and typically act like every boy likes them. They have snapchat streaks over 200 and usually send them while posing almost fully nude in front of a mirror. Lastly, they do it all from the latest Apple iPhone
Omg did you see Kim? She's such a Basic School Thot! She's dating like 12 of the guys in my math class.
by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019
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Someone who doesn't understand much and lacks basic knowledge. Mainly used when talking about or to someone stupid or not as smart as you.
God Jared, you're such a headass!
by CurvyPancake January 25, 2019
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Someone who doesn't understand much and lacks basic knowledge. Mainly used when talking about or to someone stupid or not as smart as you.
by CurvyPancake April 18, 2019
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