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red spy in the base 

red spy in the base part 1:

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:

I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.

Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .
Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
Redneck Third Base by Tex in affect February 26, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026