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Bas-Turd 

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.
Bas-Turd by Dr Fred October 8, 2017
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Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011
1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.
1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.
Basturd by The Third Monkey September 1, 2011

Glorious Basturds 

A group of crazy people on the internet who will troll you forever and their memes are 🔥
Im about to join Glorious Basturds!
Glorious Basturds by John Cajole December 4, 2020
A Sea Bass making a lot of turd
They is a lot of Basturds in the water
Basturd by Hooter's Boy February 23, 2009
A bastard who is full of shit (turd)
you are such a basturd
basturd by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003
same as bastard but with a twist. like pepsi
basturd by sashafan July 10, 2003