Bartola 

She’s the most beautiful woman and is rare to hear her sing but it’s the most beautiful sound in the world. She is the type of mother that would give you a big mean speech but will mean nothing but love

Bartola is one of a kind hard to find.

Bartola by anonymous November 21, 2021

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

barpolar 

A barroom patron who displays intense mood swings between his first & last drink.

“That guy’s a real Jekyll & Hyde. Let’s get the hell out of here before he knocks back his next shot. I think he’s barpolar.”

barpolar by Kit Marley June 6, 2016

joe bartolozzi 

4’3 tall angry guy

joe bartolozzi is such a sort guy

joe bartolozzi by makaiah October 31, 2021

Joe bartolozzi 

I have been in the hills fucking dudes.

Joe bartolozzi has been in the hills with the dudes.

Joe bartolozzi by Dr Blackie October 29, 2022

Rebitcha Barfola 

a bitch - the nastiest kind

She turned into a Rebitcha Barfola last night.

Rebitcha Barfola by marathonmaxie May 4, 2008

Joe bartolozzi 

I been in the hills fuckin dude

Joe bartolozzi: im in the hills

Joe bartolozzi by Queen dead lol💀 September 15, 2022