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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016
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That guy’s a real Jekyll & Hyde. Let’s get the hell out of here before he knocks back his next shot. I think he’s barpolar.”
barpolar by Kit Marley June 6, 2016

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Joe bartolozzi has been in the hills with the dudes.
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