A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."
by The Architect's architect February 5, 2010
Get the Bartolozzimug. A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modesto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her advances, i.e. "om nom nom."
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modesto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her advances, i.e. "om nom nom."
by The Architect's architect February 5, 2010
Get the Bartolozzimug. 
by Dr Blackie October 29, 2022
Get the Joe bartolozzimug. by Queen dead lol💀 September 15, 2022
Get the Joe bartolozzimug. Joe bartolozzi is an American YouTuber, TikToker, and Twitch streamer. On his twitch channel Joe plays many games and also reacts to videos which his viewers send to him to react to. He is known for his sarcastic angry attitude, on his Youtube channel Joe mainly uploads highlights of his past Twitch streams. On his Tiktok he posts rants on people who post videos that are cringy, weird, funny etc.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I love Joe Bartolozzis new video that he posted on Youtube!
Guy 2: I know right, it was so funny and entertaining.
Guy 2: I know right, it was so funny and entertaining.
by ItsNotNeek August 3, 2023
Get the Joe Bartolozzimug. 