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Bartolozzi 

A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.

This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.

A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."
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om nom nom
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Bartolozzi 

A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.

This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.

A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modesto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her advances, i.e. "om nom nom."
ROFL
LOL
Bartolozzi
bro
douche bag
pariah
om nom nom

joe bartolozzi 

4’3 tall angry guy
joe bartolozzi is such a sort guy
joe bartolozzi by makaiah October 31, 2021

Joe bartolozzi 

I have been in the hills fucking dudes.
Joe bartolozzi has been in the hills with the dudes.
Joe bartolozzi by Dr Blackie October 29, 2022

Joe bartolozzi 

Joe Bartolozzi 

Joe bartolozzi is an American YouTuber, TikToker, and Twitch streamer. On his twitch channel Joe plays many games and also reacts to videos which his viewers send to him to react to. He is known for his sarcastic angry attitude, on his Youtube channel Joe mainly uploads highlights of his past Twitch streams. On his Tiktok he posts rants on people who post videos that are cringy, weird, funny etc.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I love Joe Bartolozzis new video that he posted on Youtube!
Guy 2: I know right, it was so funny and entertaining.
Joe Bartolozzi by ItsNotNeek August 3, 2023

Joe bartolozzi 

Joe bartolozzi by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023
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