bartal

The kindest human being that has lived on this planet and loved everybody to the last second most heartfull person on earth with the best hugs!💔

Do you remember when Bartal was drunk and took a shit on the sidewalk?

by Bara eg sum haldi Steintora🤤 October 17, 2019

Bartal

The hottest strongest guy you will ever meet. He is a very handsome guy and has a lot of bitches. And he is like a pro at everything and will make you happy forever.
if you meet him in fortnite you will fucking die.

Person: You are so bartal

by FaXell ya boi March 13, 2018

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet

hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet

by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

by Frisk This October 3, 2016

Bartaj

A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)

Bartaj is daddy

by mrey97 November 29, 2018