A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)

Bartaj is daddy

Bartaj by mrey97 November 29, 2018

Get merch

Balaji

1. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Most probably a man of South Indian descent.

2. A Well mannered guy who makes every girl fall for him
3. A guy who's veins pop

Who's that guy? He makes me wet! What a balaji!!
Karen was an idiot to break up with him. He was such a balaji!

Balaji by EmoBabe18 July 25, 2018

Get merch

Angry Baltau

you are doing your teacher, and your cellphone rings and she gives you a referral

i was fucking my teacher but my gf called and she pulled a angry baltau, so i got pissed and i jizzed in her eye. now shes blind.

Angry Baltau by Bamfs that Dgaf March 8, 2008

Get merch

Baltasar

Tall guy with HUGE pennis. He is also very funny

Person 1: wow, he has a giant pennis
Person 2: they don't call him Baltasar for no reason

Baltasar by Big pennis December 13, 2017

Get merch

Shuffle