The best friend you could have. He helps you. You can always talk to him about everything. He never tells friends personal stuff to others. He is strong and friendly. If your in his arms you feel safe forever. If you get bullied he fixes it. Its the best boyfriend too! he has a big cock and he is good in bed. Baran catches all the bullets for you. Did i mention he has a big cock?
Barramundi (expensive Australian fish) that is fake, which doesn't look or taste like Barramundi when ordered at a restaurant.
Some restaurants have Barramundi on their menu and if you order it, they present you with a cheap, inferior alternative and pass it off as Barramundi.
A great big FUCK OFF fish that everybody would love to catch, but only those of us in the north of western australiahave a good chance at. The greatest rootin, fightin, tastin fish of all time!