Farramundi 

Barramundi (expensive Australian fish) that is fake, which doesn't look or taste like Barramundi when ordered at a restaurant.
Some restaurants have Barramundi on their menu and if you order it, they present you with a cheap, inferior alternative and pass it off as Barramundi.

"I ordered Barramundi, but this doesn't look or taste like Barramundi"

"Must be Farramundi"

Farramundi by Dinky Chick July 5, 2009

barramundi 

a fucking fish you dickhead

barramundi by Anonymous October 31, 2003

barramundi 

Using three fingers, excluding your ring finger. Enter two into the vagina and one into the anus. Penetrate as if you would normally.

This can also be done vise versa by entering two fingers into the anus and one into the vagina, depending on your partners preference.

Anyone who has their ring finger cut off can execute the perfect barramundi.

Common related chant: "TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!"

barramundi by Stevito January 13, 2008

Barramundi 

The number one fish.

I’m a barramundi, catch me if you can!

Barramundi by Barrababe October 8, 2018

Barramundi Hassan 

a sexy beast who has no other purpose in life than seduce women

barramundi hassan is so hot

Barramundi Hassan by barramundi hassan May 25, 2022

Barramundi 

The best friend you could have. He helps you. You can always talk to him about everything. He never tells friends personal stuff to others. He is strong and friendly. If your in his arms you feel safe forever. If you get bullied he fixes it. Its the best boyfriend too! he has a big cock and he is good in bed. Baran catches all the bullets for you. Did i mention he has a big cock?

"Barramundi shove it inside me"

Barramundi by barramundi hassan August 21, 2023