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Man that tries to get all the hotties, but gets none.
Man ! This guy is such a Barnat ! He asked out 10 girls and they all turned him down.
Barnat by s1lverking November 5, 2017
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barnacle 

verb

to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship
“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”
barnacle by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

Barbatos 

Practically Sebastian 2.0

He is the loyal servant to Lord Diavolo.
His bedroom could get you lost in time, literally.
I would love to fuck Barbatos
Barbatos by DemonHoe December 23, 2020

Ugly Barnacle 

A motivational story as told and written by the prodigy Patrick Star
Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end

Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Ugly Barnacle by Endoku May 4, 2010

Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house
Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Lil barnacle by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"
jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018
Lil Barnacle by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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