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barnjob
1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006
Related Words
Barn Job • Barn • barn burner • barn door • barn baby • BARN FIND • Barn Mucker • barn boss • barn crazy • barn dance
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