When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010
Get the Barking Sealmug. When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
by Brylon713 September 6, 2010
Get the Barking Sealmug. The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
by That white kid tho December 4, 2013
Get the the barking sealmug.