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When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
by Therealkidnplay September 06, 2010
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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!
by Brylon713 September 06, 2010
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