Bareese 

A sub-division of english consisting of very long words and sentences. Extremely hard to understand. When written, writing is inhumanly neat and is close to script. Must have translator present to understand. Do not attempt to read Bareese unless you are trained (ie: have heard it spoken before).

As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)

Bareese by epicfailz l0l January 12, 2010

barleese 

A school-yard term used in games of chasey to indicate that you can't get "it" or to call a truce. Beyond the age of 12, used to communicate a desire to not get involved or answer a difficult question.

Folklorists and other researchers have noted the use of the term and its variants in various parts of Australia, particularly, it seems, in Western Australia.

However, in Western Australia one sometimes hears the term – usually as ‘barleese’ – in the conversation of adults. In these contexts, ‘barleese’ may be used to indicate that the speaker has ‘had enough’ of something, usually something that they consider to be excessive, irritating or otherwise unpleasant. Another use for the term is to indicate that the speaker considers something to be too difficult to contemplate or to carry out.

*CHASE*

*cross fingers* "BARLEESE!"

or

Adam: "So, do you think I'm better looking in person?"
Kate: "umm.. barleese"

barleese by capemun September 17, 2013

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

batreese 

Two girls who are both half asian become one full "un-real" person and are alike in every which way possible, one day to be zombies who will massacre the entire u.s. population with a single nuclear bomb and laugh for the rest of their immortal lives.

Morgan and Cybill are batreese.

batreese by MORGIECYBIE May 17, 2006

ty breese 

Ty is chill and relaxed person that can be smart at very random things. He is also good at some sports. He is interested in mainly football (soccer).

OMG ty breese IS AN AMAZING BEAST

ty breese by Jkspo October 21, 2017

breese 

Shorthand for cheese bread.

dude, first of all you're a retard cuz i didn't order this and secondly where the fucks my breese

breese by bloww January 28, 2009

Barense 

a family full of crazy people that love each other unconditionally .

pronounced barns.

"Holy cow, that Barense is sexy."

Barense by Barense May 5, 2014