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bare minimum

the looser at work gets no box!
bare minimum by ben-wah! March 15, 2003

Bare minimum

Oh? Do they adopt this sort of bare minimum of the philosophy they promulgate? That's the thing I said. Like 7 years ago. Even the slow brains are catching up!
Hym "Oh? Really? You mean they adopt the bare minimum of the philosophy they espouse? Really? You mean, it is what I said it was. The thing I said years ago was correct. Again. Does that ever frighten you? That the guy said he's going to kill God is ALWAYS RIGHT. Does that ever send a chill down your spine?"
Bare minimum by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

Bare Minimum Twitter 

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.
Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!

Bare Minimum Rule 

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.
They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!

Bare minimum bitch 

When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.
Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol

Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!
Bare minimum bitch by conecreame October 27, 2019

Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world
Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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