ben-wah!'s definitions

one hung low

The definition of my last name in the Chinese language.

Did you know that the sorry bastard that has been on night crew for years has a last name that means One Hung Low in a sushi language?

by ben-wah! June 10, 2003

dead fish

a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!

My manager gave me "dead fish" when I came to work today!

by ben-wah! April 25, 2003

VTO

The best thing at my work place...the only reason that i show up......a reason not to take it in the ass!

Because my boss offered me a VTO,my ass wasn't sore last night!

by ben-wah! April 9, 2003

Dirtbag

1. A filthy bastard! To smell like ass!
2. A pervert! A porn king!

1. Gene is a dirtbag!
2. Bill is a dirtbag!

by ben-wah! April 4, 2003

union

the only chance that you have at work! to get a fair shake! the only true friend that you can trust at the work place!

Because my work place doesn't have a union, I take it in the ass!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

fuda

fat upper dick area!

the dude that comes too work after my shift has a serious "fuda" going on!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003