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Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn
“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”
Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Bitchologist 

A person that studies peoples bitchassness, and calling them out on it.

See: bitchassness bitchology

Josh: As a professional bitchologist for many years I am calling you out on showing symptoms for your bitchassness! You need to smoke some weed to get in the mind set of "fuck it!". Before this disease gets the best of you!
Bitchologist by joshdangeragain November 4, 2008

bitchologist 

An individual who stands up for themselves, their loved ones, and beliefs. They speak their mind, their thoughts and do things their way without worrying about what others may think.
They will not comprimise what's in their hearts and they live their lives their way.
They will not allow anoyone to step on them, they refuse injustice, and they have courage and strength to be THEMSELVES.
Try and stomp on them, douse their inner flame, or squash any ounce of beauty within them........you will not succeed
Some people call me a bitch. However I am more of a bitchologist. I offer up my opinion even when I'm not asked. I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not.
bitchologist by blueyes July 20, 2008

Barkologist 

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.
My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.
Barkologist by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

She-Bitchologist 

A wannabe Egyptologist who has no qualifications or experience, and gives out bad information as a result.
That concieted forum egyptologist, is nothing more than a She-bitchologist!
She-Bitchologist by 019283746 April 30, 2010

Bitchologist 

The art of being a professional bitch
Most women are professional bitchologist
Bitchologist by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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