Barber's Pole
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
Barber's Pole by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004
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barber's touch
when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
barber's touch by deeeeo July 11, 2011
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Barber's Beef
After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.
Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.
Barber's Beef by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019
Barber's Chair
She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.
Barber's Chair by DJGrimm February 28, 2020
Barber’s Lollipop
Barber’s Lollipop by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020
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