Barber's Pole 

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.

"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"

Barber's Pole by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

barber's touch 

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

barber's touch by deeeeo July 11, 2011

Barber's Dustbin

An unreasonably large and hairy pussy.

I went down on this bird the other night, and frankly she had a growler like a barber's dustbin.

Barber's Dustbin by ormonon October 9, 2006

Barber’s Boy 

or just Barber’s for short. Someone who is very stupid or bad at doing/playing a certain thing.

Wow those guys were Barber’s Boys, they missed every shot and I still turned on them.

Barber’s Boy by SlimGrim602 March 29, 2021

Barber's Beef 

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

Barber's Beef by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

Barber's Chair by DJGrimm February 28, 2020

Barber’s Lollipop 

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce

I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night

Barber’s Lollipop by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020