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Banter Wagon 

syn. Band wagon

a band wagon with added banter.
'oi lads, lets hop on this banter wagon to the pub'

'wha-gwan rude boy, last night i was driving the banter wagon all round the city'
Banter Wagon by Gravvers March 4, 2009

Banter Wagon 

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.
Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)
'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

Banterwagon 

A wagon, inside which banter will occur.
All aboard the Banterwagon, BANTER BANTER BANTER
Banterwagon by toplad January 12, 2013
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026