Bank job 

When somebody robs a bank.

Mobster:You need the money by tomorrow

Victim:Thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job!

Mobster:I don't care!

Bank job by BlackDahliaUndead February 28, 2010

bank job 

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.

Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!

bank job by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

bank job 

Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money

"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."

"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."

bank job by dubducket$ February 26, 2008

bank job 

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.

bank job by GavinT March 21, 2008

bank job 

in the process of giving or gettin a blowjob in a bank

kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job

janet: ewww no, i'm too busy with brad tonight

kevin: ok,fine i understand

bank job by b-rad-g March 9, 2008

Full bank job 

In gambling terms 'Full bank job' means to put a large amount of money on one selection to win such as Red/Black, a particular sports team, or player. The term 'Full bank job' originates from gambling a much larger wager than you usually would. In alot of cases, 'Full bank job' also means to put 90% or more of your betting bank on one single bet.

I've got a good feel about this bet tonight, Full bank job for me.

Full bank job by Drazzie Kim August 26, 2012

Job Bank 

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

Job Bank by deaniss March 18, 2012