Bank Porn 

1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.

My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money

Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.

Bank Porn by IndustrySource December 11, 2010

Porn Bank 

A financial institutuion in the porn industry

A company that profits off of pornograhpy. A Porn Bank finances a spank bank!

Porn Bank by suburbansista October 1, 2009

bankporno 

Bankporno is the result of an ATM having an orgasm and spitting out money.

Hella: "Is this bankporno?"
Rene: "Is the ATM cuming?"

bankporno by Muofdua January 24, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008