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Bandidos 

A terrorist group that molds people into puppets using fear.
Bandidos mild there victims into puppets
Bandidos by Robbedbybandidos June 28, 2025

Bandimosity 

Animosity among band members or BAND DRAMA
Musicians are passionate people. When they come together, form a band, and try to negotiate through all their separate ideas, goals, or deal with the talented slacker, the band drama or "bandimosity" is inevitable.
Bandimosity by K. Mandall February 28, 2011

el bandido 

a term for a central american and southern united states outlaw during the 19th and early 20th century, literally meaning "the bandit"
woman: i used to love him
woman 2: what happened?
woman: he showed me a beautiful ruby necklace, he never could have afforded something that expensive, that's when i knew he was el bandido
el bandido by Trip III July 24, 2014

bertos banditos 

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat
I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

Bandido Favorito 

When a girl gives you a blowjob with her mouth filled with salsa.
Karalyn loves giving Bandido Favoritos
Bandido Favorito by Mitch 1 December 9, 2008

yung banditos

a group of dudes who are the steeziest motherfuckers alive. motto: Roll doobies and suck boobies
"yo you see those yung banditos? they just made me cream my pants"
yung banditos by poopers69 March 29, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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