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bandana man can 

You ain't ever seen a wicked pissa like this! He's the man that can CAN all the CANTS(yeah, you read that right)and will blow your mind and suck your cha cha at the same time! Never doubt that bandana man can...he ALWAYS comes through 😜
Sally: My bandana man can do whatever he likes.
bandana man can by MokawkGirl September 2, 2019

banana man 

a man in a banana suit, with banana powers to bananaize his victims, thus causing them to be trapped in a banana suit and given the powers to bananaize others.

see banana dog or banana car
the banana man almost bananaized me back in the supermarket but i got away.
banana man by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

Banana Man 

- British superhero thing
- 2005 Tally Hall song from the album Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum
- He just wants to give you a fuckin banana
Do you see Banana Man? Hopping over on the white hot sand?
Banana Man by boomer dude April 23, 2021

banana man 

The BEST FUCKING SUPER HERO EVER.No arguments....he just fucking is.
"When Eric eats a banana he becomes....THE BEST SUPER HERO EVER"
banana man by steve June 29, 2004

Jupy the Banana Man 

Jupy is a being that humans are yet to understand. Jupy is a shadow like character who can teleport, be very agile, and could even slow down or speed up time as well as do many other feats. Jupy is known for being the Banana Man. Giving Bananas to everyone it meets. KazooDoesArt first spotted this creature while under a Banana Tree. Jupy also commits arson and does have a lot of power. Able to grow in height or shrink if needed. It can also move at high speeds. Jupy can be dangerous, but is around a good companion and friend. If you meet one. Cherish it.
Person one: I'm hungry.
Person two: Then ask Jupy the Banana Man for a Banana.
Person one: No way, he always sets more toaster on fire afterwards
Jupy the Banana Man by Jake Josh October 23, 2022

Banana Man 

A male of 'Far Eastern' heritage and family history (i.e Chinese) born and brought up in 'The West' (i.e UK).
Giving an appearance of 'Yellow' on the outside whilst being 'White' on the inside.
A Banana Man is a person appearing more Chinese than a China man in China eating a Chinese meal from his Chinese families best China, but talking with a Birmingham accent and with a name like Ken!
Banana Man by NorvernMonkey September 28, 2008